I drank it. It brought no one to the yard.

Ask shits, dude.   Hoes le creepin' Hi there. Yoli. 24. Puerto Rico. Med student. I come up with the lamest jokes ever. I like cats. And science. I think I'm hilarious. I'm also the only one who seems to think so. Juicy comebacks and sarcasm equal pleasure. Humor me :)

citizen:it's a bird!
citizen:it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:it's a metaphor
— 9 hours ago with 78466 notes
lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

(Source: powerrangersvintage, via silencioelocuente)

— 1 day ago with 309331 notes

scorpioncutie:

“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy” 

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(via awaken-oh-sleeper)

— 2 days ago with 390503 notes
niaollhoran asked: dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast


Answer:

dennys:

pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!

— 2 days ago with 18834 notes