I drank it. It brought no one to the yard.

Ask shits, dude.   Hoes le creepin' Hi there. Yoli. 24. Puerto Rico. Med student. I come up with the lamest jokes ever. I like cats. And science. I think I'm hilarious. I'm also the only one who seems to think so. Juicy comebacks and sarcasm equal pleasure. Humor me :)

Happiest day yet :)

Happiest day yet :)

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this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

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urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

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if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:



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#this guy on my class god