I drank it. It brought no one to the yard.
Ask shits, dude.
Hoes le creepin'
Hi there, fuckface. Yoli. 23. Puerto Rico. I come up with the lamest jokes ever. I like cats. And science. I think I'm hilarious. I'm also the only one who seems to think so. Juicy comebacks and sarcasm equal pleasure. Humor me :)
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
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which lesbian wore it best
which lesbian wore it best
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You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
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“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
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