I drank it. It brought no one to the yard.

Ask shits, dude.   Hoes le creepin' Hi there. Yoli. 24. Puerto Rico. Med student. I come up with the lamest jokes ever. I like cats. And science. I think I'm hilarious. I'm also the only one who seems to think so. Juicy comebacks and sarcasm equal pleasure. Humor me :)

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

image

(via friskyflamingo)

— 2 hours ago with 105060 notes

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(Source: exteriors, via retiredjesus)

— 2 hours ago with 174562 notes

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via laugh-addict)

— 2 hours ago with 321548 notes

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

— 2 hours ago with 274942 notes
Anonymous asked: You look kinda fat


Answer:

oknope:

i think you spelled fab wrong

— 4 days ago with 908 notes
Happiest day yet :)

Happiest day yet :)

— 1 week ago with 2 notes