I drank it. It brought no one to the yard.

Ask shits, dude.   Hoes le creepin' Hi there. Yoli. 24. Puerto Rico. Med student. I come up with the lamest jokes ever. I like cats. And science. I think I'm hilarious. I'm also the only one who seems to think so. Juicy comebacks and sarcasm equal pleasure. Humor me :)

This cold or flu or whatever I have is here with a vengeance.

— 6 hours ago with 1 note
#god i feel awful 

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via michibaby)

— 15 hours ago with 86920 notes
keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

(Source: saddeer, via thefuuuucomics)

— 18 hours ago with 92983 notes
"And one day, your name didn’t make me smile anymore."
— 19 hours ago with 372450 notes
"Anxiety is not rude. Depression is not selfish. Schizophrenia is not wrong. Eating disorders are not a choice. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is not crazy. Mental illness isn’t self-centred, anymore than cancer is self-centred. It’s a medical illness."
— 19 hours ago with 123298 notes

silencioelocuente:

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

decodethishit
— 19 hours ago with 124030 notes
#dejame en paz karla